mountain spirit

Dykes 2 watch out fur

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

TIL, that in lesbian/wlw spaces noone gives a crap about my rpg maker game all they give a fuck about is ALF THE ALIEN 

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

like american culture has created this really awesome slurry of factors that force anyone that isnt dog brain rich to rely on a market that separates us from anything meaningful (family, nature, learning, nuance generally) in exchange for enough money to afford rent and 1 oven pizza on fridays

Yes for pizza friday!!☺️ My fav

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

someone grab me a #i love u beverage to go with these posts.

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